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'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Duck Hunt

Sausages.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I told him we needed more string."

Camping.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'