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Last Reception for 200 Miles.

The last family vacation

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Are you all right dad?"

'No we're not there yet - Daddy has to reverse off the drive first'

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Fasten your seatbelts...

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

'Are we there yet?!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Dog is calling his mother a bitch, and his father thinks it's funny because it's true.

"I bought a vending machine off the Internet. Now we don't have to stop for snacks along the way. But, there may be a slight problem getting it into the car."

"Mum, it's the wrong address! This is on Rex: the flea circus is on Fido!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Are we there yet? Next 85 miles.

Boat trip

'We wanna send Dad back to the old country - just for a visit, of course!'

Welcome to Garbage World.

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"I know you're not too thrilled about a tech-free weekend trip, but I thought it would take longer than pulling out of our driveway before you started complaining."

"Are we there yet?"

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

"Only one carry-on allowed."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Come along, child. Your father is not feeling outdoorsy today.'

Viva Las Vegas.

Viva Las Vegas.

Bored children on a long car trip

"Wait a minute - we don't have a house in the Hamptons."