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Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Sausages.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Inflating Boobs.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

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