Scenic Road Tripper T-Shirts

'I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'