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Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Welcome Ghost.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Mad For It

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

The Scenic Route

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'