Adventure Tripper Gifts

The next fast train has gone.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Kardiff.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Safari.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Benefits of Living Abroad