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The next fast train has gone.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'