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'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

Safari.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

Confused drivers

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Car Journey.

Route 666.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"