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"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"It's marzipan pigs."

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Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

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