Trip Adventurers Pillows

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Safari.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Down on Bourbon Street...

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Confused drivers

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Car Journey.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.