Outdoor Tripper Prints

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Inflating Boobs.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Exit Next Left

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."