Educational Trips Gifts

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'What zip code are we in now?'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

The Litany Of Fun

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Are we there yet?!'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

A day in the country.

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Come along, child. Your father is not feeling outdoorsy today.'