Educational Trips Gifts

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

The Litany Of Fun

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Are we there yet?!'

'Come along, child. Your father is not feeling outdoorsy today.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

A day in the country.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Hall of small mammals'