Educational Tours Gifts

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

See you at Charing Cross!

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Streetcar in New Orleans

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Board? Weed a book.

Exam Room.

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

Out-of-Towner

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.