College Tours Gifts

This college is a hotbed of innovation. Looks normal. Visitors. They've radically changed the campus tours to stand out from the dominant paradigm. Wow, I'll say. The student guide doesn't walk backward! So this is progressive education!

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Jumping cheerleaders

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Bro of Frankenstein

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."