College Visits Gifts

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"One year closer to college!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Jumping cheerleaders

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"