Visits Gifts

Conversation at a country house

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Hospital Departments

Stockwell's day

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

Mistaken identity.

"So what brings you in today?"

'No need to shout.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."