Visits Gifts

Conversation at a country house

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Hospital Departments

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Stockwell's day

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"So what brings you in today?"

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Mistaken identity.

"He ran out of pee."

'No need to shout.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.