City Visits Gifts

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

King Kongs first christmas

ThrEschers.

I love the Shard

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Mother CareBaby Gap

Sister Cities

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."