Visit Gifts

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Stockwell's day

"He ran out of pee."

Mistaken identity.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'No need to shout.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.