School Field Trip Prints

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

A day in the country.

"Now what can we do?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Face painting by numbers.

School trip little porters.

A Day in the Country.

The Litany Of Fun

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Scientist on field trip.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Hall of small mammals'

Now class

"That was a boring field trip."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

'And there goes the school window...'

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

"I really hate to do this at work, but would you like to buy a candy bar to help support my kids' school activities?"

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"