Sending Child On School Trip Prints

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Carefree luggage.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'I mean...'

School trip little porters.

Technological Dependence.

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

Be open to help.

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Mass Travel

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The Litany Of Fun

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."