Sending Child On School Trip Pillows

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Carefree luggage.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'I mean...'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

School trip little porters.

Technological Dependence.

A Day in the Country.

'Are we there yet?'

Be open to help.

Summer Energy

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Mass Travel

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The Litany Of Fun