School Trip Planner Gifts

'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A Day in the Country.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Litany Of Fun

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

School Days

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.