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'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A Day in the Country.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Litany Of Fun

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

The sun luring people to the sea