Exam Escapades Pillows

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Waiting for the results.

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'