School Fun Seeker Gifts

"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'