End-of-school-year Fun Seekers Gifts

"Class, I know school ends Friday...and you've already turned in your textbooks...but this is getting a little out of hand!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Holiday time.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Two boys eating ice cream

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Zombie Christmas

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Boxing Snowmen.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Snow cones.

Cone of Uncertainty

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

Ice cream truck

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

Pinata Pranks

Dog covering up on the beach.