End-of-school-year Fun Seekers Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Holiday time.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Zombie Christmas

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

Boxing Snowmen.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Cone of Uncertainty

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

Dog covering up on the beach.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'