School-related Activities Prints

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Yearbook

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

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