Sunday School Activities Prints

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Early Piety

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

King of Music.