Sunday School Lesson Prints

Noah jumps the gun...and brings down three commandments.

"Hey Mom, I caught Satan!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Early Piety

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

Jesus swept.