Sunday School Activities Pillows

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Early Piety

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!