High School Life Gifts

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"We'll always have the food court."

"Give me a hug!"

"Don't worry...Hernando is the kind of guy women dream about. You're the kind of guy they actually get."

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Is everything like a comic to you?"

"Jing, how do you know if a girl likes you?"

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

"Why didn't you say 'hi' to Sylvia Sanchez?"

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Ethics exam cheater.

The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"