School Experiences Gifts

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"I know what you mean. I remember in seventh grade I sent myself a Valentine, just so I could say I got one!"

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"