Entering High School Gifts

Forming the adolescent personality

Highschool sign.

'I'm starting a new trend.'

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'But what is the universe for?'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Back to school.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Don't you hate...

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Teen's Comet

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."