Transitioning To High School Gifts

Don't you hate...

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Three more years of high school."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Highschool sign.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

The end of innocence

High School

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"