High School Challenges Gifts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

PROBLEM AREAS

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Jumping cheerleaders

"Feel my claw of death!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Tic-tac-toe

Don't you hate...

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

High School

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

Discomfort zone.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"Is everything like a comic to you?"

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?