Adolescent Challenges Gifts

"I don't CARE if Tracey Emin's unmade bed sold for £440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

Still living with parents....

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"Cancel Culture."

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?'

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."