School Trouble Gifts

"What I did wasn't actually all that wrong, but the optics were bad."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Serious Putty

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

Study more to pass more tests.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"