Scholarly Struggler Pillows

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"It's what you deserve."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

Gone for Broke College

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."