Exam Woes Sympathizer Pillows

"Congratulations, Phillip. You've managed to score somehow lower than chance."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"