Lazy Student Sympathizer Pillows

'People, get a half-life!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

The Bookworm

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

"Stop doggin' it!"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"