Lazy Learner Pillows

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'I did it all from memory.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Education and Apprenticeships

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

Segway Workout

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Thank you

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'