School Sympathizer Pillows

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'People, get a half-life!'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."