School Sympathizer Gifts

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'People, get a half-life!'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.