School Dropout Sympathizer Gifts

Kids Nowadays.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

High School

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."