School Dropout Sympathizer Pillows

Kids Nowadays.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

High School

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."