School Skiver Sympathizer Pillows

"Mrs. Smith, I know that you parents have to pay a fine if you keep your child off school without permission, but your impersonation of Julie isn't fooling anyone!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'People, get a half-life!'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."