School Skiver Sympathizer Gifts

"Mrs. Smith, I know that you parents have to pay a fine if you keep your child off school without permission, but your impersonation of Julie isn't fooling anyone!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'People, get a half-life!'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Won't your boss miss you?"