School Lover Pillows

'Goodbye.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gracie, summer just started. Enjoy it! School's only three months away."

"I can't believe it. School starts tomorrow!"

"Why are you so excited about school starting?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.