Student Sympathizers Pillows

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'People, get a half-life!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

Gone for Broke College

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Class of 2015

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

Close encounter.

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'

"Society's failed you, son - 6 times to be exact�"